9 Ways to Understand Marketing!

Marketing ဆိုတာ ဘာလဲ။ မားကတ္တင္းနည္းလမ္း ၉မိ်ဳးကို အခုလို ရွင္းရွင္းလင္းလင္း ဥပမာေလးေတြနဲ႔ သင္ထားတာ ေကာင္းတယ္။ မေမ့ႏိုင္ေတာ့ဘူး။

A Professor at one of the IIM's was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's “Direct Marketing.”

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -That's “Advertising.”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.” - That's “Telemarketing.”

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?" - That's “Public Relations.”

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's “Brand Recognition.”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's “Customer Feedback.”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's “Demand and Supply Gap.”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" And she goes with him - That's “Competition Eating into your Market Share.”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's “Restriction for Entering New Markets.”